Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

[ex-flexible.livejournal.com]

Gah.

And I thought I was special

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

I got the same one exactly, TWICE. The only variation was that he put, "And boobs too" after the lips part. After the second one, I send him a message: "Looks like you didn't read my profile." He sent back, "Oh, sorry. Bye." Yeah.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*sprays water on keyboard*

Classy. Way, way classy.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

He did read our profiles well enough to know, however, that each of us has two marvelous eyes. That's got to count for, um, something.

Special.

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[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Well, in most of my photos, either the angle or light obscures my third eye.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

... and THAT's how you knew he hadn't read your profile!

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[xiphias.livejournal.com]

There are two points I want to make about this:
1) You'll notice he didn't say you had EXACTLY two marvelous eyes -- merely that you HAD two marvelous eyes.

2) It's also possible that he only thought that two of the eyes were marvelous, and the third one was pretty boring.

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[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I got the same message, and I lost an eye in a hunting accident. That insensitive clod.

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[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Hunh. Maybe he thought you'd found it again, and were carrying it around in your pocket?

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[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You want it. You wouldn't be on the Internet if you didn't want it!

*is drunk*

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Everyone who is on the Internet wants it.

(What it is it that we all want, drunk guy who is on the Internet?)

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[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Teh sex from obnoxious fucktards! What else?!

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Is that a proposition?

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[ivy]

Meanly, I hope he sends it to a one eyed pirate girl. [grin] And gets, er, keelhauled.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*giggling*

I wish he really had sent it to dimfuture (who, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't have an OKCupid profile)

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[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I totally would have given him the high hard one.

Um.





Actually I do have a profile, but don't spend any time there.

[weedblossom.livejournal.com]

"KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Glad he clarified that. He sounds like he either doesn't know much English, or he's three.

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

He's apparently Italian, so he gets credit for "English as a second language" on syntax.

None on lack o' class.

[hollow-warrior.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was Mahir

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Who is that?

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

(Or I could click the link and find out, huh?)

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it becomes obvious once you click the link :)

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

I totally missed that Internet fad. I'd never heard of the guy until now!

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[samvimes.livejournal.com]

Want the MP3? Still have a copy here, I think...