Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Uhh....


...yes?!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

That's now what Katrina said! I don't know who to believe now!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Me.

Because I'm less sexually driven than he is.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

I am not inclined to believe anything that you say which begins with "I am less sexually driven". I heard rumors about your sex drive...

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

See above: having a high drive does not mean one is driven... think of a really powerful car that sits in the garage except for occasional outings.

... and only think about the last six months or so, definitely not about last summer or the summer before that or the last three years as a whole.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

As you wish. I am very firmly NOT thinking about last summer. Or the one before that. Not thinking about that at all.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the summer before last... no thinking about that when considering the question at hand.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Dogpile enough qualifiers on there and you've been celibate all your life!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

According to my (three) children, I've had sex three times.

So not all my life, no. :-p

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You're obviously just not rationalizing hard enough.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Rationalizing gives me a headache.

Have you had lunch yet?

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I came back from a huge breakfast about an hour ago, actually. :/

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you buying this?

Ell oh ell, my dear!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

And when I typed "now", I meant "not", of course. Darn typos.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Check OKCupid, find out who's less honest. It's the only way to know for sure.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

http://www.okcupid.com/compare?x=Euryale&y=dgswensen

unknown: who's more moral 0%
Euryale: 0%
dgswensen: -33.3%

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I'm a little tired of OKCupid judging me. I'll give them negative morality.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

There you go playing DM again. (Make OKCupid roll!)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Apparently I rolled a -33. I'm not even sure how that's possible.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Speaking of judgement, why is OKCupid judging that you're cooler?

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Based on the rather low number of questions he's answered, too! What the hell?

Maybe it means I'm hotter.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Maybe cool people don't spend time on OKCupid?

But you're obviously hotter.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

You just took this post to 100 comments!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

That makes ME the coolest.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY.