Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

[ex-flexible.livejournal.com]

Gah.

And I thought I was special

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

I got the same one exactly, TWICE. The only variation was that he put, "And boobs too" after the lips part. After the second one, I send him a message: "Looks like you didn't read my profile." He sent back, "Oh, sorry. Bye." Yeah.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*sprays water on keyboard*

Classy. Way, way classy.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

He did read our profiles well enough to know, however, that each of us has two marvelous eyes. That's got to count for, um, something.

Special.

Re: And I thought I was special

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Well, in most of my photos, either the angle or light obscures my third eye.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

... and THAT's how you knew he hadn't read your profile!

[weedblossom.livejournal.com]

"KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Glad he clarified that. He sounds like he either doesn't know much English, or he's three.

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[xiphias.livejournal.com]

There are two points I want to make about this:
1) You'll notice he didn't say you had EXACTLY two marvelous eyes -- merely that you HAD two marvelous eyes.

2) It's also possible that he only thought that two of the eyes were marvelous, and the third one was pretty boring.

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

He's apparently Italian, so he gets credit for "English as a second language" on syntax.

None on lack o' class.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You want it. You wouldn't be on the Internet if you didn't want it!

*is drunk*

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Everyone who is on the Internet wants it.

(What it is it that we all want, drunk guy who is on the Internet?)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Teh sex from obnoxious fucktards! What else?!

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Is that a proposition?

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[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I got the same message, and I lost an eye in a hunting accident. That insensitive clod.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Duh.

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[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I wanna flood you with my creamy tribute.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

:-*

When are we going for sushi?

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

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[ivy]

Meanly, I hope he sends it to a one eyed pirate girl. [grin] And gets, er, keelhauled.

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[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Um, when I can afford it, which is sadly not this month either.

I would have told you sooner, but I was filled with shame.

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

But then you got drunk, which eased the flow of communication!

Maybe I'll buy.

If you're really really nice to me.

But then the issue of "does Dan really love Katrina" will still be in doubt, since the entire premise was "if you really loved me, you'd take me out for sushi."

So, y'know. :-*

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[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*giggling*

I wish he really had sent it to dimfuture (who, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't have an OKCupid profile)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I know, you crazy materialistic bitch. WTF.

Oh, wait, I guess that doesn't count as being nice, I guess.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I totally would have given him the high hard one.

Um.





Actually I do have a profile, but don't spend any time there.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

But that doesn't count... because emotional support and coming over late at night to bring me Nutella and letting me cry on your shoulder god only knows how many times doesn't count either.

Only whether you buy me stuff. That's ALL THAT COUNTS.