Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Me.

Because I'm less sexually driven than he is.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

I am not inclined to believe anything that you say which begins with "I am less sexually driven". I heard rumors about your sex drive...

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

See above: having a high drive does not mean one is driven... think of a really powerful car that sits in the garage except for occasional outings.

... and only think about the last six months or so, definitely not about last summer or the summer before that or the last three years as a whole.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

As you wish. I am very firmly NOT thinking about last summer. Or the one before that. Not thinking about that at all.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the summer before last... no thinking about that when considering the question at hand.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Dogpile enough qualifiers on there and you've been celibate all your life!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

According to my (three) children, I've had sex three times.

So not all my life, no. :-p

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You're obviously just not rationalizing hard enough.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Rationalizing gives me a headache.

Have you had lunch yet?

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I came back from a huge breakfast about an hour ago, actually. :/

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Well, FINE.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You should totally take it personally, because my breakfast-eating was motivated by pure spite. Spite for you. I'm glad you brought it up so I could mention that. With every bite of eggs, I said to myself, "this will totally stick it to Katrina."

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

I woke up this morning knowing in my heart of hearts that you truly hate me and will stop at nothing to bring me degrees of pain previously unknown to humanity.

This confirms it.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the eggs were over easy, too. Just to add to your humiliation.

I'm not sure how it adds to your humiliation, but I'm pretty sure it does.

Anyway. I have to go now, but this has been the greatest LJ thread of recent memory.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

:-*

I love you, have a fantabulous rest of the day!

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you buying this?

Ell oh ell, my dear!