Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Well, in most of my photos, either the angle or light obscures my third eye.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

... and THAT's how you knew he hadn't read your profile!

Re: And I thought I was special

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

There are two points I want to make about this:
1) You'll notice he didn't say you had EXACTLY two marvelous eyes -- merely that you HAD two marvelous eyes.

2) It's also possible that he only thought that two of the eyes were marvelous, and the third one was pretty boring.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I got the same message, and I lost an eye in a hunting accident. That insensitive clod.

Re: And I thought I was special

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Hunh. Maybe he thought you'd found it again, and were carrying it around in your pocket?