Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Euryale
31 F Bisexual
Missoula, Montana, United States
Has answered 2471 questions.

dgswensen 34 M Straight
Missoula, Montana, United States
Has answered 29 questions.


Compared to you, she's: wasted way more time answering these stupid questions!

Therefore, comparisons made by OKCupid are less than valid.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Hahah.

Yeah, that would do it, all right.