Ah Yes, the Personals Site
Jun. 16th, 2006 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyra_ojosverdes(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)
E-mail received today on said OKCupid:
"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email
[username]@excite.it
P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss
KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"
Awww... no.
E-mail received today on said OKCupid:
"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email
[username]@excite.it
P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss
KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"
Awww... no.
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Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:36 am (UTC)I would have told you sooner, but I was filled with shame.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:38 am (UTC)Maybe I'll buy.
If you're really really nice to me.
But then the issue of "does Dan really love Katrina" will still be in doubt, since the entire premise was "if you really loved me, you'd take me out for sushi."
So, y'know. :-*
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:39 am (UTC)Oh, wait, I guess that doesn't count as being nice, I guess.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:41 am (UTC)But that doesn't count... because emotional support and coming over late at night to bring me Nutella and letting me cry on your shoulder god only knows how many times doesn't count either.
Only whether you buy me stuff. That's ALL THAT COUNTS.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:42 am (UTC)And that Nutella thing is like years old now, I gotta stop cruising off the goodwill fumes there.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:43 am (UTC)That Nutella thing is the rock upon which our entire relationship is built. YOU CAN'T TAKE NUTELLA FROM ME.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:55 am (UTC)Someday very far in the future, maybe we'll shell out for a memorial stone for you: Dan, The Guy With Nutella At Midnight.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 06:38 pm (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 06:57 pm (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 06:56 pm (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 01:24 pm (UTC)you have a guy delivering you nutella late at night?
damn.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 06:39 pm (UTC)