Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Everyone who is on the Internet wants it.

(What it is it that we all want, drunk guy who is on the Internet?)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Teh sex from obnoxious fucktards! What else?!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Is that a proposition?

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Duh.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

:-*

When are we going for sushi?

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Um, when I can afford it, which is sadly not this month either.

I would have told you sooner, but I was filled with shame.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

But then you got drunk, which eased the flow of communication!

Maybe I'll buy.

If you're really really nice to me.

But then the issue of "does Dan really love Katrina" will still be in doubt, since the entire premise was "if you really loved me, you'd take me out for sushi."

So, y'know. :-*

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I know, you crazy materialistic bitch. WTF.

Oh, wait, I guess that doesn't count as being nice, I guess.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

But that doesn't count... because emotional support and coming over late at night to bring me Nutella and letting me cry on your shoulder god only knows how many times doesn't count either.

Only whether you buy me stuff. That's ALL THAT COUNTS.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I'll bring some multivitamins or lens cleaning tissues to lunch or something. And you can have them. For reals.

And that Nutella thing is like years old now, I gotta stop cruising off the goodwill fumes there.

Re: And I thought I was special

[saradaneko.livejournal.com]

whoawhoa...
you have a guy delivering you nutella late at night?

damn.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I wanna flood you with my creamy tribute.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Are you still talking about Nutella?

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

I think he's moved on to, um, twinkies.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Darn. I prefer Nutella.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

"Twinkies" does not mean what you think it means. It's still very dirty.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

I know what twinkies mean. That's why I don't prefer them. I'm not that kind of a dirty girl. :)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Uhh....


...yes?!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

That's now what Katrina said! I don't know who to believe now!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Me.

Because I'm less sexually driven than he is.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

I am not inclined to believe anything that you say which begins with "I am less sexually driven". I heard rumors about your sex drive...

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

And when I typed "now", I meant "not", of course. Darn typos.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Check OKCupid, find out who's less honest. It's the only way to know for sure.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

http://www.okcupid.com/compare?x=Euryale&y=dgswensen

unknown: who's more moral 0%
Euryale: 0%
dgswensen: -33.3%