Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I wanna flood you with my creamy tribute.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Are you still talking about Nutella?

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

I think he's moved on to, um, twinkies.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Darn. I prefer Nutella.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

"Twinkies" does not mean what you think it means. It's still very dirty.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

I know what twinkies mean. That's why I don't prefer them. I'm not that kind of a dirty girl. :)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Well, I've got news for you, "Nutella" hasn't retained its original meaning, either. So I'm pretty sure you'll also turn that down.

I sure hope you know what I'm talking about, because I don't.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Or challah!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Of course I know what you're talking about - I'm from San Francisco - we know about all of this stuff.

Right. I know exactly what you're talking about. Even when you don't.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Uhh....


...yes?!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

That's now what Katrina said! I don't know who to believe now!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Me.

Because I'm less sexually driven than he is.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

I am not inclined to believe anything that you say which begins with "I am less sexually driven". I heard rumors about your sex drive...

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

See above: having a high drive does not mean one is driven... think of a really powerful car that sits in the garage except for occasional outings.

... and only think about the last six months or so, definitely not about last summer or the summer before that or the last three years as a whole.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

As you wish. I am very firmly NOT thinking about last summer. Or the one before that. Not thinking about that at all.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the summer before last... no thinking about that when considering the question at hand.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you buying this?

Ell oh ell, my dear!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

And when I typed "now", I meant "not", of course. Darn typos.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Check OKCupid, find out who's less honest. It's the only way to know for sure.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

http://www.okcupid.com/compare?x=Euryale&y=dgswensen

unknown: who's more moral 0%
Euryale: 0%
dgswensen: -33.3%

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I'm a little tired of OKCupid judging me. I'll give them negative morality.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

There you go playing DM again. (Make OKCupid roll!)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Apparently I rolled a -33. I'm not even sure how that's possible.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Speaking of judgement, why is OKCupid judging that you're cooler?