Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm good that way.

And I'm sure we could both make compelling arguments for both sides of which of us is actually more driven.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

My argument is especially compelling: it's you ;)

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Nuh-UUUHHH!

I win.