Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Okay I found it and wooed you, but it'll only let me woo you once every 24 hours. It mocked me when I tried a second time. Now I'm going to go cry because OKCupid's GUI mocked me.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You poor thing.

And OKCupid never apologizes, either.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Being Cupid, OK or otherwise, means never having to say you're sorry.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

A friend told me he wants to start a web site called NoWayCupid.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

I just tried wooing you more than once just to see what it would do. I think I secretly wanted to be mocked. I wonder what that means about me?

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

That your protests about not being submissive are partially in vain? :-D

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

*protests vainly*

I'm just not USUALLY submissive.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Not to people, anyway... you just want to be insulted by websites! Pity the human who tries that shit.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm all about the non-human submission.

Re: And I thought I was special

[samvimes.livejournal.com]

(dresses up like a webserver)

SUBMIT.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

GEEK!!