Ah Yes, the Personals Site
Jun. 16th, 2006 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyra_ojosverdes(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)
E-mail received today on said OKCupid:
"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email
[username]@excite.it
P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss
KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"
Awww... no.
E-mail received today on said OKCupid:
"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email
[username]@excite.it
P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss
KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"
Awww... no.
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Date: 2006-06-17 04:27 am (UTC)And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 04:27 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 04:28 am (UTC)Classy. Way, way classy.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 04:30 am (UTC)Special.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 04:32 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-17 04:45 am (UTC)Glad he clarified that. He sounds like he either doesn't know much English, or he's three.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 04:45 am (UTC)1) You'll notice he didn't say you had EXACTLY two marvelous eyes -- merely that you HAD two marvelous eyes.
2) It's also possible that he only thought that two of the eyes were marvelous, and the third one was pretty boring.
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Date: 2006-06-17 04:47 am (UTC)None on lack o' class.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:29 am (UTC)*is drunk*
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:30 am (UTC)(What it is it that we all want, drunk guy who is on the Internet?)
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:33 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:34 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:34 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:35 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:35 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:35 am (UTC)When are we going for sushi?
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:36 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:36 am (UTC)Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:36 am (UTC)I would have told you sooner, but I was filled with shame.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:38 am (UTC)Maybe I'll buy.
If you're really really nice to me.
But then the issue of "does Dan really love Katrina" will still be in doubt, since the entire premise was "if you really loved me, you'd take me out for sushi."
So, y'know. :-*
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:38 am (UTC)I wish he really had sent it to
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:39 am (UTC)Oh, wait, I guess that doesn't count as being nice, I guess.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:40 am (UTC)Um.
Actually I do have a profile, but don't spend any time there.
Re: And I thought I was special
Date: 2006-06-17 05:41 am (UTC)But that doesn't count... because emotional support and coming over late at night to bring me Nutella and letting me cry on your shoulder god only knows how many times doesn't count either.
Only whether you buy me stuff. That's ALL THAT COUNTS.