Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

He did read our profiles well enough to know, however, that each of us has two marvelous eyes. That's got to count for, um, something.

Special.

Re: And I thought I was special

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Well, in most of my photos, either the angle or light obscures my third eye.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

... and THAT's how you knew he hadn't read your profile!

Re: And I thought I was special

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

There are two points I want to make about this:
1) You'll notice he didn't say you had EXACTLY two marvelous eyes -- merely that you HAD two marvelous eyes.

2) It's also possible that he only thought that two of the eyes were marvelous, and the third one was pretty boring.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I got the same message, and I lost an eye in a hunting accident. That insensitive clod.

Re: And I thought I was special

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Hunh. Maybe he thought you'd found it again, and were carrying it around in your pocket?

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You want it. You wouldn't be on the Internet if you didn't want it!

*is drunk*

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Everyone who is on the Internet wants it.

(What it is it that we all want, drunk guy who is on the Internet?)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Teh sex from obnoxious fucktards! What else?!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Is that a proposition?

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Duh.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

:-*

When are we going for sushi?

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Um, when I can afford it, which is sadly not this month either.

I would have told you sooner, but I was filled with shame.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I wanna flood you with my creamy tribute.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Are you still talking about Nutella?

Re: And I thought I was special

[ivy]

Meanly, I hope he sends it to a one eyed pirate girl. [grin] And gets, er, keelhauled.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*giggling*

I wish he really had sent it to dimfuture (who, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't have an OKCupid profile)

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I totally would have given him the high hard one.

Um.





Actually I do have a profile, but don't spend any time there.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

What's your username? I'll totally send you a "woo." Three times a day. It would be three hundred but I am limited to three "woos" each day.

woo.woo.woo.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

woo woo, bubb rubb

Uh, it's dgswensen I think.

I know, my boundless imagination. Tremble before it.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

omg bubb rubb!!! And little sis!

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

71% Match, 81% Friend, 0% Enemy

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I got to bed now.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Old fart.