kyra_ojosverdes | Ah Yes, the Personals Site

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Ah Yes, the Personals Site

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss

KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Awww... no.

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*giggling*

I wish he really had sent it to

dimfuture (who, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't have an OKCupid profile)

Yeah, I totally would have given him the high hard one.

Um.

Actually I do have a profile, but don't spend any time there.

What's your username? I'll totally send you a "woo." Three times a day. It would be three hundred but I am limited to three "woos" each day.

woo.woo.woo.

woo woo, bubb rubb

Uh, it's dgswensen I think.

I know, my boundless imagination. Tremble before it.

omg bubb rubb!!! And little sis!

71% Match, 81% Friend, 0% Enemy

Where's my email harrassments? You promised.

Uh, I wan't find the "woo" thing on the new interface, because I'm not very smart like that. It's probably in really large print somewhere, that's usually why I can't find things.

Okay I found it and wooed you, but it'll only let me woo you once every 24 hours. It mocked me when I tried a second time. Now I'm going to go cry because OKCupid's GUI mocked me.

You poor thing.

And OKCupid never apologizes, either.

Being Cupid, OK or otherwise, means never having to say you're sorry.

A friend told me he wants to start a web site called NoWayCupid.

I just tried wooing you more than once just to see what it would do. I think I secretly wanted to be mocked. I wonder what that means about me?

That your protests about not being submissive are partially in vain? :-D

*protests vainly*

I'm just not USUALLY submissive.

Re: And I thought I was special

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kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com - 2006-06-22 13:38 (UTC) - Expand

... and yes, it was in all-caps large type, in the upper left side of the page. That's why I couldn't find it.

Compared to you:

She's WAY more attentive
She's more organized
She's WAY less sex-driven

Uh... what?

... I'm attentive. (What?)
I can be organized, sometimes, or fake it well anyway.
Having high drive isn't the same as being driven.

You've just got an explanation for everything. Especially that last one.

Re: And I thought I was special

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dimfuture.livejournal.com - 2006-06-17 19:26 (UTC) - Expand

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kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com - 2006-06-17 19:27 (UTC) - Expand

compared to other guys
He's less organized
He's kinkier
He's hornier
He's more independent
He's less moral
He's less old-fashioned
shared traits
You're both kinkier
You're both less old-fashioned

How can we both be less old-fashioned than one another?

*conveniently ignores the rest*

Re: And I thought I was special

kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com - 2006-06-17 19:37 (UTC) - Expand

Euryale
31 F Bisexual
Missoula, Montana, United States
Has answered 2471 questions.

dgswensen 34 M Straight
Missoula, Montana, United States
Has answered 29 questions.

Compared to you, she's: wasted way more time answering these stupid questions!

Therefore, comparisons made by OKCupid are less than valid.

Re: And I thought I was special

dimfuture.livejournal.com - 2006-06-17 19:37 (UTC) - Expand

I got to bed now.

Old fart.

Aye, tis true.

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