kyra_ojosverdes | Ah Yes, the Personals Site

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Ah Yes, the Personals Site

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss

KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Awww... no.

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I wanna flood you with my creamy tribute.

*dies laughing*

Are you still talking about Nutella?

I think he's moved on to, um, twinkies.

Darn. I prefer Nutella.

"Twinkies" does not mean what you think it means. It's still very dirty.

I know what twinkies mean. That's why I don't prefer them. I'm not that kind of a dirty girl. :)

Well, I've got news for you, "Nutella" hasn't retained its original meaning, either. So I'm pretty sure you'll also turn that down.

I sure hope you know what I'm talking about, because I don't.

Or challah!

Of course I know what you're talking about - I'm from San Francisco - we know about all of this stuff.

Right. I know exactly what you're talking about. Even when you don't.

Uhh....

...yes?!

That's now what Katrina said! I don't know who to believe now!

Me.

Because I'm less sexually driven than he is.

I am not inclined to believe anything that you say which begins with "I am less sexually driven". I heard rumors about your sex drive...

See above: having a high drive does not mean one is driven... think of a really powerful car that sits in the garage except for occasional outings.

... and only think about the last six months or so, definitely not about last summer or the summer before that or the last three years as a whole.

As you wish. I am very firmly NOT thinking about last summer. Or the one before that. Not thinking about that at all.

Yeah, the summer before last... no thinking about that when considering the question at hand.

And when I typed "now", I meant "not", of course. Darn typos.

Check OKCupid, find out who's less honest. It's the only way to know for sure.

http://www.okcupid.com/compare?x=Euryale&y=dgswensen

unknown: who's more moral 0%
Euryale: 0%
dgswensen: -33.3%

I'm a little tired of OKCupid judging me. I'll give them negative morality.

There you go playing DM again. (Make OKCupid roll!)

Apparently I rolled a -33. I'm not even sure how that's possible.

Speaking of judgement, why is OKCupid judging that you're cooler?

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