kyra_ojosverdes | Ah Yes, the Personals Site

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Ah Yes, the Personals Site

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss

KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Awww... no.

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You want it. You wouldn't be on the Internet if you didn't want it!

*is drunk*

Everyone who is on the Internet wants it.

(What it is it that we all want, drunk guy who is on the Internet?)

Teh sex from obnoxious fucktards! What else?!

Is that a proposition?

Duh.

:-*

When are we going for sushi?

Um, when I can afford it, which is sadly not this month either.

I would have told you sooner, but I was filled with shame.

But then you got drunk, which eased the flow of communication!

Maybe I'll buy.

If you're really really nice to me.

But then the issue of "does Dan really love Katrina" will still be in doubt, since the entire premise was "if you really loved me, you'd take me out for sushi."

So, y'know. :-*

I know, you crazy materialistic bitch. WTF.

Oh, wait, I guess that doesn't count as being nice, I guess.

Yeah!

But that doesn't count... because emotional support and coming over late at night to bring me Nutella and letting me cry on your shoulder god only knows how many times doesn't count either.

Only whether you buy me stuff. That's ALL THAT COUNTS.

I'll bring some multivitamins or lens cleaning tissues to lunch or something. And you can have them. For reals.

And that Nutella thing is like years old now, I gotta stop cruising off the goodwill fumes there.