Things You Don't Say Often

"I can't concentrate on my porn-writing, because people keep IMing me!"

While on that topic, here's something redrita just sent me:

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"


And from mindscat: http://www.theonion.com/onion3927/normally_i_enjoy.html

Dorkness Visible

( Photos here )

Huh.

You're perfectly bisexual. Your sexual preference
is for human beings - sexy ones. Genital-type
makes about as much difference to you as hair
color.

How Bisexual are You?
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I think the test mixes way too much "gender identity" stuff in. Most of my answers reflected the fact that in general I prefer to date (and "date" *cough cough*) women. I guess the fact that I'm quite happy being female but don't mind messing around with gender roles, and have a lot of male friends, makes me 50/50 bi? :-\

100 Stuff

Thanks to thorne1966

( Not the "100 Things About Me" one, though I'm working on that... be afraid )

Hogwarts!

( Another Sorting Hat Quiz.. same result I usually get )