Things You Don't Say Often

[kyra_ojosverdes]

"I can't concentrate on my porn-writing, because people keep IMing me!"

While on that topic, here's something redrita just sent me:

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"


And from mindscat: http://www.theonion.com/onion3927/normally_i_enjoy.html

Comments

[bluemanxcat.livejournal.com]

haha. but, it's so true! you never hear from anyone until you actually want to sit down and write your porn.

heh

[mindscat.livejournal.com]

or read it >:)