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Ah Yes, the Personals Site

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss

KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Awww... no.

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Uhh....

...yes?!

That's now what Katrina said! I don't know who to believe now!

Me.

Because I'm less sexually driven than he is.

I am not inclined to believe anything that you say which begins with "I am less sexually driven". I heard rumors about your sex drive...

See above: having a high drive does not mean one is driven... think of a really powerful car that sits in the garage except for occasional outings.

... and only think about the last six months or so, definitely not about last summer or the summer before that or the last three years as a whole.

As you wish. I am very firmly NOT thinking about last summer. Or the one before that. Not thinking about that at all.

Yeah, the summer before last... no thinking about that when considering the question at hand.

Dogpile enough qualifiers on there and you've been celibate all your life!

According to my (three) children, I've had sex three times.

So not all my life, no. :-p

You're obviously just not rationalizing hard enough.

Rationalizing gives me a headache.

Have you had lunch yet?

I came back from a huge breakfast about an hour ago, actually. :/

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Yeah, you buying this?

Ell oh ell, my dear!

And when I typed "now", I meant "not", of course. Darn typos.

Check OKCupid, find out who's less honest. It's the only way to know for sure.

http://www.okcupid.com/compare?x=Euryale&y=dgswensen

unknown: who's more moral 0%
Euryale: 0%
dgswensen: -33.3%

I'm a little tired of OKCupid judging me. I'll give them negative morality.

There you go playing DM again. (Make OKCupid roll!)

Apparently I rolled a -33. I'm not even sure how that's possible.

Speaking of judgement, why is OKCupid judging that you're cooler?

Based on the rather low number of questions he's answered, too! What the hell?

Maybe it means I'm hotter.

Maybe cool people don't spend time on OKCupid?

But you're obviously hotter.

You just took this post to 100 comments!

That makes ME the coolest.

TOTALLY.

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