Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Compared to you:

She's WAY more attentive
She's more organized
She's WAY less sex-driven

Uh... what?

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

... I'm attentive. (What?)
I can be organized, sometimes, or fake it well anyway.
Having high drive isn't the same as being driven.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

You've just got an explanation for everything. Especially that last one.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm good that way.

And I'm sure we could both make compelling arguments for both sides of which of us is actually more driven.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

My argument is especially compelling: it's you ;)

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Nuh-UUUHHH!

I win.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

compared to other guys
He's less organized
He's kinkier
He's hornier
He's more independent
He's less moral
He's less old-fashioned
shared traits
You're both kinkier
You're both less old-fashioned

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

How can we both be less old-fashioned than one another?

*conveniently ignores the rest*

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

No, we're both less old-fashioned than THE REST OF THE WURLD.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Euryale
31 F Bisexual
Missoula, Montana, United States
Has answered 2471 questions.

dgswensen 34 M Straight
Missoula, Montana, United States
Has answered 29 questions.


Compared to you, she's: wasted way more time answering these stupid questions!

Therefore, comparisons made by OKCupid are less than valid.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Hahah.

Yeah, that would do it, all right.