The Daily Chuckle

Horoscopes... sometimes you just have to give a belly-laugh.

A couple nights ago, I came very close to passing out from low blood sugar. (It's really hard to keep my blood sugar balanced right now, and "tired, dizzy and weak" is my default condition.) The room was spinning, and I was clutching my chair with one hand while gulping rice milk & orange juice with the other, to get my blood sugar back into the 'good zone' so I could stabilize it with some good ol' cashew-macadamia nut butter. It occurred to me that if I passed out near a hard object and hit my head or otherwise hurt myself and couldn't get to a phone, nobody would know anything was amiss. Therefore, Renfroe now has my spare set of keys, and will be calling me to "check in" if he doesn't hear from me each day. (All hail Renfroe, for he is a rockin' pal.) Another effect of being hypothyroid is that I'm very "fuzzy-headed" and am having trouble forming coherent thoughts, much less sentences. My discussion board participation has been limited to "Yeah, I did that too. Wow."

So, pipin' hot from the Inbox comes this:

Greetings Katrina --
Here is your horoscope for Thursday, June 19:
Right now your mind is wandering. You'll like wherever you end up, since it was obviously where you were meant to be. Leave the keys in responsible hands before you go woolgathering.

Ayup.