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[kyra_ojosverdes]

Doritos™ Fiery Habañero chips are hot.

This has been today's installment of "Katrina puts words to the blindingly obvious."

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[jakeexperience.livejournal.com]

If there's a Tijuana Flats in your area, get the Spank My Ass and Call Me Sally habanero and jalapeno sauces, and then get Chet's Gone Mad (CGM).

To buy CGM requires that you sign a waiver. It's basically liquid pepper spray. It comes in a little eyedropper because you only need to put one drop on your food and then OH MY GOD I CAN SEE FOREEEVEEERRRRRRRRRR *signal lost*