Happy Birthday, qatar!

... from the woman you think about while lying in bed with your husband.


Yes, feel free to clarify that in comments. ;-)

Oh, to Be the Obnoxious Daughter

( E-mail atrocity Dad just sent )

Possible responses include "So what did it do?? What video played on your screen??" and "Oh no, you forwarded it to eight people! It'll only work if you forward it to exactly seven people! Better try that again, but this time don't send it to me!"

.. but I won't.