"You're Always... *Noticing* Things!"

Exhibit A: Cat litter. It's poopable! It's scoopable! It's flushable! Truly, a cat-owner's dream. But there's one hugely vital question: is this cat litter safe for use around pets??



Exhibit B: Well, THAT'S a relief! Huzzah! It is safe for use around pets! Oh happy day!


I showed this to the cashier as I bought the stuff. She stared for a moment, snerked, and called her manager over to see it. She kept a straight face until after she'd deadpanned "Hey Joe, check this out," then giggled so hard she had tears in her eyes. She then thanked me and said "That made my entire day."