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LiveJournal Trading Cards Paid Account Edition dimfuture User Number: 2029958 Date Created:2004-01-27 Number of Posts: 265 Dan is rarely seen in public but may be sighted at Liquid Planet, Muse Comics, or at local bookstores. In general, if you want to see Dan you must meet him on his own turf. Strengths: Highly intelligent, Creative, Caring, Funny, Quick-Witted, Diplomatic, Gentle, geetz. Weaknesses: Uncomfortable in the public eye, Unaware of true superhero nature (probably a tights-avoidance ploy). Special Skills: Brilliant writer, Excellent listener, Arbiter of friend-conflict, Gives world-class wrap-around hugs. Weapons: Pen Mightier Than Sword, Inherent Height-based Intimidation Factor, Power of Thinking Way Faster than You Do. Superhero: no I'm not, quit looking at me, HEY LOOK IT'S RANDOVAL!

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About that "War, Class Issues" Thing

Mark: [very seriously] *sigh* I'm sorry, Eliza. Your people are dead. They were too close to the nuke. Your people fled to the wrong country. They fled to the country where the nuke exploded. Now all your villagers are dead and you're left only with your warriors, who don't know how to grow food.

Eliza: Oh! Please help me! My country is destroyed and I'm homeless!

Mark: You're not homeless. You have your castle. You just have no people anymore to produce food and goods and support your country's economy. You'll have to grow your own food now and weave your own cloth.

Eliza: But I don't know how to weave!

Mark: I'm sorry. You'll have to learn.


... Mark is ten. TEN. See why I've forbidden TV news in our home?

Whoa.

I had no idea, until right this minute, how badly I need to own a CD of The George W. Bush Singers. I had no idea, in fact, until about three minutes ago that The George W. Bush Singers existed. Now I know.

And knowing is a whole lot closer to owning the damn CD.