IM Quotes of the Moment

vote, you worthless bastards!: because you know that so many of those bush voters vote on only a few issues
Katrina: yep
vote, you worthless bastards!: and that whole amendment to the constitution banning gay marriage pisses me off ROYALLY
Katrina: the horror of gay marriage
vote, you worthless bastards!: it's smacks of theocracy
Katrina: smacks hell
Katrina: it reeks like five-cat litterbox
vote, you worthless bastards!: 12 cat

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dimfuture: "They say you get the government you deserve, but I don't remember knife raping any retarded nuns."

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spider88: oh god, I feel sick. Bush has 249 electoral votes.
KatrinaDal: I know.
KatrinaDal: america loses.
spider88: Is there any chance in hell at this point?
KatrinaDal: no.
KatrinaDal: unless every single uncounted vote in ohio is for kerry.
spider88: christ.
spider88: ARg!
KatrinaDal: yeah.
spider88: Canada, or Mexico?
spider88: *sigh*
KatrinaDal: I want chocolate, booze, and probably some heavier drugs.
KatrinaDal: Canada
KatrinaDal: Mexico has brown people and is therefore more likely to be invaded.
spider88: *snicker*

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oktoberain: And - oh joy - the Republicans have gained in the Senate and in the House.
oktoberain: Control of all three branches now
oktoberain: Good God
Katrina: yeah. hello, 1950s
Katrina: goodbye, preproductive rights
oktoberain: Goodbye gay civil rights
oktoberain: Goodbye welfare
Katrina: yup
Katrina: civil rights PERIOD
Katrina: only gays will be pushed further into the category of oppression
oktoberain: Welcome to the Corporate States of America
Katrina: yeah
oktoberain: I swear, when this country is ready to crumble at the seams, I will be on a street corner somewhere with a big sign that says "WE TRIED TO WARN YOU"
Katrina: hehehe
Katrina: like with the war on iraq
Katrina: "wait, they're not throwing rose petals! those are rocks and bombs"
oktoberain: Yeah, no shit
Katrina: *ahem* "well, it's not like we didn't FUCKING TELL YOU THAT YOU ASSHOLES"

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spider88: I'm hitting on my Canadian friends and asking them to marry me.
KatrinaDal: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
spider88: Hey, gay marriage is legal there!
KatrinaDal: woooo!
spider88: I was about to post it to my LJ - Dear Canadian friends - who wants to marry me!