Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Speaking of judgement, why is OKCupid judging that you're cooler?

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Based on the rather low number of questions he's answered, too! What the hell?

Maybe it means I'm hotter.

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Maybe cool people don't spend time on OKCupid?

But you're obviously hotter.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

You just took this post to 100 comments!

Re: And I thought I was special

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

That makes ME the coolest.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY.