Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

But then you got drunk, which eased the flow of communication!

Maybe I'll buy.

If you're really really nice to me.

But then the issue of "does Dan really love Katrina" will still be in doubt, since the entire premise was "if you really loved me, you'd take me out for sushi."

So, y'know. :-*

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I know, you crazy materialistic bitch. WTF.

Oh, wait, I guess that doesn't count as being nice, I guess.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

But that doesn't count... because emotional support and coming over late at night to bring me Nutella and letting me cry on your shoulder god only knows how many times doesn't count either.

Only whether you buy me stuff. That's ALL THAT COUNTS.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

I'll bring some multivitamins or lens cleaning tissues to lunch or something. And you can have them. For reals.

And that Nutella thing is like years old now, I gotta stop cruising off the goodwill fumes there.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Dude, I need lens cleaning tissues! Awesome!

That Nutella thing is the rock upon which our entire relationship is built. YOU CAN'T TAKE NUTELLA FROM ME.

Re: And I thought I was special

[gryphonwing.livejournal.com]

Dude, that Nutella thing made a huge fucking impression on ME at the time. From very very far away. Enjoy it.

Someday very far in the future, maybe we'll shell out for a memorial stone for you: Dan, The Guy With Nutella At Midnight.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

It was 1:00 am by the time he got to my house... he left his house at midnight to go buy it for me.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

*blush*

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Aww.

Re: And I thought I was special

[saradaneko.livejournal.com]

whoawhoa...
you have a guy delivering you nutella late at night?

damn.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

In 2002 I did. It was pretty damned sweet of him. I'd had a really rough day.