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Ah Yes, the Personals Site

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss

KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Awww... no.

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What's your username? I'll totally send you a "woo." Three times a day. It would be three hundred but I am limited to three "woos" each day.

woo.woo.woo.

I'll bring some multivitamins or lens cleaning tissues to lunch or something. And you can have them. For reals.

And that Nutella thing is like years old now, I gotta stop cruising off the goodwill fumes there.

woo woo, bubb rubb

Uh, it's dgswensen I think.

I know, my boundless imagination. Tremble before it.

I got to bed now.

Dude, I need lens cleaning tissues! Awesome!

That Nutella thing is the rock upon which our entire relationship is built. YOU CAN'T TAKE NUTELLA FROM ME.

omg bubb rubb!!! And little sis!

Old fart.

71% Match, 81% Friend, 0% Enemy

Dude, that Nutella thing made a huge fucking impression on ME at the time. From very very far away. Enjoy it.

Someday very far in the future, maybe we'll shell out for a memorial stone for you: Dan, The Guy With Nutella At Midnight.

Hunh. Maybe he thought you'd found it again, and were carrying it around in your pocket?

whoawhoa...
you have a guy delivering you nutella late at night?

damn.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS

It was 1:00 am by the time he got to my house... he left his house at midnight to go buy it for me.

In 2002 I did. It was pretty damned sweet of him. I'd had a really rough day.

Aww.

*blush*

Where's my email harrassments? You promised.

Aye, tis true.

Uh, I wan't find the "woo" thing on the new interface, because I'm not very smart like that. It's probably in really large print somewhere, that's usually why I can't find things.

Okay I found it and wooed you, but it'll only let me woo you once every 24 hours. It mocked me when I tried a second time. Now I'm going to go cry because OKCupid's GUI mocked me.

... and yes, it was in all-caps large type, in the upper left side of the page. That's why I couldn't find it.

You poor thing.

And OKCupid never apologizes, either.

Being Cupid, OK or otherwise, means never having to say you're sorry.

Compared to you:

She's WAY more attentive
She's more organized
She's WAY less sex-driven

Uh... what?

A friend told me he wants to start a web site called NoWayCupid.

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