kyra_ojosverdes ([personal profile] kyra_ojosverdes) wrote2004-11-10 01:49 pm

Quote of the Day

Jesus speaks through the Republicans

I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will.

It is His doing that George W. Bush is still our president. Millions of born-again Christians helped win this election through our prayers and votes. Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

The Democrats will not be able to win elections until they renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns.

Earl Balboa

Washington Township

[identity profile] roguespirit.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but if they did all that, wouldn't that make them Republicans? Ergo, the Democrats still wouldn't win... you know, according to this idiot's view of things.

[identity profile] marialuminous.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns."

God wants us to have guns, and it's a sin to take away the guns! Give back the guns or you're opposing God's will!

What?!

[identity profile] cpthorfe.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So GOD fixed the vote!

God needs to be prosecuted for voter fraud and vote tampering.

[identity profile] may-lyn.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't that thing anti gay like old testiment? i'm not a bible person, so i don't know. but old testiment is also goat sacrificing and lots of other things that even the pope doens't do.

[identity profile] dimfuture.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm always coming around to Bible-beating morons and trying to take away their guns. They take away my liberal license if I don't.

[identity profile] susiebeeca.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but through which end?

[identity profile] ally-h.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried really, really hard to come up with something cleaver to reply with.

I got nothing.

[identity profile] sweet-byrd.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I know quite a few people on the religious left who would be horrified at reading that. Morons like that give Christianity a bad name.

[identity profile] jakeexperience.livejournal.com 2004-11-11 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I would really like for all of the hardcore Evangelical KKKristians to stop trying to make America suck and move off and form their own ignorant country, Jesusland.

Think of it! All they need are a few distant islands and an offshore oil tanker.