Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

I woke up this morning knowing in my heart of hearts that you truly hate me and will stop at nothing to bring me degrees of pain previously unknown to humanity.

This confirms it.

Re: And I thought I was special

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the eggs were over easy, too. Just to add to your humiliation.

I'm not sure how it adds to your humiliation, but I'm pretty sure it does.

Anyway. I have to go now, but this has been the greatest LJ thread of recent memory.

Re: And I thought I was special

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

:-*

I love you, have a fantabulous rest of the day!