Ah Yes, the Personals Site

[kyra_ojosverdes]

(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"


Awww... no.

Comments

[weedblossom.livejournal.com]

"KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"

Glad he clarified that. He sounds like he either doesn't know much English, or he's three.

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

He's apparently Italian, so he gets credit for "English as a second language" on syntax.

None on lack o' class.