1. [livejournal.com profile] samvimes is a vampire. I wake up during the night to find his side of the bed empty. He's gone for a while. He comes back an hour or so later and crawls into bed like he'd just gotten up for a drink of water. I'm sure he's out preying on neighborhood pets or something. I really wish he'd get that damn squeaker-dog across the way. It's a good thing that leash isn't two feet longer, or that dog would be airborne. It yaps and comes running whenever I or any of the kids go out the front door, and seems to think it's immune to the crushing effects of my car's tires when I drive to or from my parking area.

  2. Certain discussions are best conducted while drinking bottled beverages, because pointing the opening of a glass bottle in order to make one's point greatly improves the efficacy of said point.

  3. Ambush-style gay bashing which takes place outside gay bars could be resolved by hiring ninjas. This one is purely [livejournal.com profile] samvimes's. Dress the ninjas up like drag queens so they look like easy targets, send them out one or two at a time when you know there's a group of cowboys or frat boys waiting to beat up some queers, and have them "ninj on their asses."

Two Things

May. 16th, 2006 03:20 pm
1. Mulligatawny soup is GOOD!

2. [livejournal.com profile] samvimes will be here tomorrow evening! Squee!

That's all for now. (!)
Sorry the wishes are a tad late!



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