(No, I've killed all memberships except OKCupid, and that doesn't count because, uh, it totally doesn't.)

E-mail received today on said OKCupid:

"dear girl,
you to be really a beautiful woman
you have two marvelous eyes
and fantastic smile with very sexy lips
and I would like to know better you.
if you want to talk to me you write to my email

[username]@excite.it

P.S.
could you send me other your whole photos?
thanks and a great kiss


KISSES FOR YOUR LIPS"



Awww... no.
I wasn't going to link it, because it's been linked everywhere, but y'know, while reading it I was reminding myself that I'm not allowed to use a highlighter pen or underline words on my computer monitor, so here. No More Mr. Nice Guy, by [livejournal.com profile] divalion. There will be a quiz later. And oh hell did I have a few lightbulb moments about why certain people annoy me. I'd post my favorite parts but that would take a page or two. Well okay, just one bit.

Flirting without expecting a return on investment is ok. Active seduction when there are clear signs that it is welcome is ok. Trying to constantly slip in "innocent" gropes, innuendo, kisses, or anything else when she's not interested is the adult equivalent of "are we there yet? are we there yet? how about now? how about now?"
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Truly impressive. Truly impressive.

This might explain why my "top matches" tend to be semi-literate NASCAR fans.

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